One day Ima go
to New York to a bigga hotel. I tella the waitress I wanna two
piss toast. She branga me only one a piss. I tella her I wanna
two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand.
I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on
the plate you sonna Ma Bitch. I don't even know the lady and
she calla me sonna Ma Bitch.

Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Drake Restaurant, the waitress
bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna
fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no
understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not
fock on the table. You sonna Ma Bitch. I don't even know the
lady and she call me a sonna Ma Bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel, and there's no sheet on
my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells
me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna
sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you
sonna Ma Bitch. I don't even know the man ana he call me sonna
Ma Bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk he say peace to you.
I say piss onna you too, you sonna Ma Bitch.

I go back to Italy!!!